I don’t really know what Katie Price has been up to these days, and I don’t really care, but I haven’t seen her big old boobs in a while so I thought these would be appropriate. Here she is promoting some cheap perfume or something, who cares, she’s dressed in a captain’s hat with her fat boobs hanging out all over the place. Ahoy captain! Erection spotted astern! If you haven’t guessed, astern means behind. Ha!