Obviously I knew that Adriana Lima’s breasts were spectacular, she’s a supermodel and that’s just part of the job, but I had no idea they were THIS spectacular. My jaw dropped so far when I saw these pictures that it hit me in the nut-sack. I just spoke to my attorney and if I’m ever in a coma, as part of my Do Not Ressusitated order I want Adriana to smother me to death with those things. What a way to go. It’s in my will now so it’s official.

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