It just dawned on me: I’m tired of writing about the same chicks all the time. After all, there are only so many ways you can say how you’d like to bang the living daylights out of Jessica Simpson, or Lindsay Lohan, or whoever! Problem is, the Paparazzi only focuses on 4 or 5 chicks at a time, so we’re stuck being force fed the same crap day in and day out. That said, it’s time I take matters into my own hands and focus on getting the word out about lesser known broads. Sure, it’s not the brightest idea, since I’m not getting any sexual favors in return and potentially making girls huge stars without any cash incentive, but I need new material and I’m desperate. So here’s Minka Kelly. I think she is an actress, and I definitely want to bang her. And so should you.
So from here on out we will have a new feature on Hollywood Tuna of lesser knowns that I want to bang.
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