Here’s Susan Sarandon at the screening of “The Life Before Her Eyes” showing off her old lady boobies. Now I know I’ve said on many occasions that boobs are timeless, and Susan‘s are proof of that. Her breasts look just as good as they did 20 years ago. Unfortunately, that can’t be said about the rest of her. But hey, we should all be so lucky to have a woman like that when we’re in our 70s, right? Wrong! I don’t know about you, but I’ll be hitting up 40 year olds, dummy.