Holy crap! This is exactly what I needed to see today, actually this is what I need to see every day. Bear with me, I’m having trouble breathing. Anyone who thought that Megan Fox’s hotness was beginning to fade is out of their frickin’ mind. Here she is looking like a goddess emerging from the sea in her little black bikini. Civilizations build monuments to this kind of hotness. I can’t even put into words the feeling I have in my crotch right now, I’ve never experienced it before…. It’s like a team of coked up unicorns gangbanging a rainbow.