It kinda sounds strange saying that Katie Price has still got it, because I’m not sure she ever had anything to begin with. Obviously I don’t mean talent or skills or even a trade or anything like that, I really just mean that I like her big fake boobies. Pretty simple really. I almost forgot how much I like fake tanned, fake haired, faked boobed women. They’re pretty special. Anyhow, here she is at a book signing over the weekend looking how I imagine most authors look at their book signings. I think Salman Rushdie wore this exact same outfit to one of his… His tits didn’t look as big though.