I’m as shocked as you are to find out that Megan Fox looked incredibly hot on the red carpet at the Golden Globes last night. Who would have thought that a hottie like this could clean up so well? It’s almost as if she’s just naturally sexy. Ok, I’m done with all the feigned sarcasm. Seriously though, it’s kind of unreal how hot this woman is, it’s not fair to the rest of the women on the planet. How do they even get out of bed in the morning? I guess they can take comfort in the fact that from what I here, Megan is dumber than a sack of doorknobs. Enjoy.