Jesus this Jessica Jane Clement chick knows how to push my buttons. Here she is in some outtakes from the last photoshoot that got the old blood flowing to my nether regions. I love her. I want to invite her to my high school reunion. I want to dress her up as Anne Of Green Gables and got for a hay ride with her. I want to spend an afternoon with her playing Scrabble in our bathing suit. You get the idea. Actually, what I really want to do is party with her at Charlie Sheen’s porno house. Call me.
February 1st, 2011