Kate Beckinsale has offered an unusual excuse for her poor performance in the kitchen ““ she’s too damn good in bed.
The tasty actress has given up on trying to create tantalising culinary treats because she believes people are divided into two groups ““ those who are geniuses with a whisk and those who are earth-shattering lovers in the sack.
So that must explain why my father dumped my mother. Thanks Kate for clearing that up for me. Anyway, I suck at cooking so if what Kate says is true, that can only mean I’m a champ in bed. You hear that ladies?