I had to finish off the day with some pictures of a former reality TV star like Audrina Patridge hanging out in her bikini for something called Bongo swimwear. I don’t know what that is, but when I was younger and got an unexpected boner I’m pretty sure Bongo was the sound that it made. Although I may be confusing that with a cartoon. Anyhow, Audrina looks pretty damn tasty. I love thos fake boobies of hers. Call me.

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