Miley Cyrus’ Bloated Face Frightens Me

February 16th, 2011

Is it just me or is Miley Cyrus aging extremely quickly right before our eyes? This is not the face of a hot young popstar in the prime of her life, this is the bloated face of an alcoholic soccer mom with a craving for chili cheese fries. What the hell? I had a feeling her head was too big for her body, but I just thought that was because she was really skinny. If her body ever grows in to this oversized face, we’re in big trouble. She’d better enjoy wearing those leather short shorts while she still can, because at Miley’s rate of expansion those things won’t last very long. Hopefully this is just a bad camera angle and everything will be back to normal soon. Fingers crossed.

     
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