Here’s Kristen Bell doing some stretches with her boyfriend, who I like to call a dude with a mug only a mother – and I guess Kristen Bell – could love, at the park. Anyway, this dude gets to bang her in these positions and you don’t. And knowing this should make you feel pretty lousy about your existence. Not that you already don’t, but this should be the nail in the coffin. So have a nice day.