Love rat Ashley Cole strolls on the beach with wife Cheryl yesterday “” during a romantic break aimed at saving their marriage. The couple have spent a week at a plush private villa and appeared to have put their troubles behind them. But last night pals warned that Cheryl’s decision to make up with Ashley “” caught cheating with a hairdresser “” could be an own goal.
Oh man! This is some bad news. My love, Cheryl Tweedy, is working on saving her marriage with this piece of trash who cheated on her. Cheryl don’t do it. I beg you! I’d never cheat on you. Hell, I’d never even look at another woman if I was knee deep in you every night. Anyway, just remember: you can’t teach an old dog new tricks and I promise you he’ll stray again. So dump this chump so you and I can hit the beach and live happily ever after.