I’m glad that all my stupid childish remarks about Jessica Simpson’s weight may finally be beginning to have some effect on her. Here she is leaving the gym after what I can only assume to be one of those grueling fat person workouts I see on The Biggest Loser involving punching the air while holding a water bottle or doing push ups on a wall from a standing position. That crap is exhausting for fatties. I’m just kidding princess, keep reaching for that rainbow.

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