Here’s the most boring hills from The Hills, Lauren Conrad, working her legs in jean shorts and a tank top. It’s hard for me to look at this chick sexually because she’s like the good innocent girl you bring home to mom. You know, the one you get stuck with and eventually marry but hate having sex with because you’re too busy fantasizing about her best friend with fake tits (aka Audrina). Anyway, most of you ladies don’t know what the hell I’m talking about but I know every single one of you married guys do. I feel for you guys.