I’m proud of Alyssa Milano because she is taking steps to correct her teeth. You’ll notice that she’s wearing a retainer in these pics. Personally, I think that this is the only thing someone should change in their appearance. Forget breasts implants, fake lips and crash diets. Without nice teeth, everything else is pointless. I once dumped a girl because I found out that she hadn’t seen a dentist in two years. It was disgusting to think that I was making out with with a chick who had terrible hygiene. Now, if only Alyssa would wax her hairy arms, she’d be a star here on Hollywood Tuna.
November 28th, 2005