I hate myself every time I waste an hour of my life watching the Jersey Shore, I know I’m not the only one, but every now and again the producers throw us a bone and give us a few shots of JWoWW’s massive fake boobs all squished together. That I can handle. Here she is in a bikini sunning her big man made beauties in Miami over the weekend. Nice. She must have to move around a lot so that she doesn’t have any tan lines from the shadows those things cast. Hot.