Ever since Friends went off the air, Jennifer Aniston‘s movie career and love life have been in the shitter. But the one thing she does have going for her are those glass cutters we call nipples. I’ll never get tired of them and look forward to the day they make a public appearance. Or better yet a movie. Cause that has blockbuster written all over it.

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