I make a lot of jokes about Fergie’s face being old and busted, but I’ve got to say that she’s actually looking pretty damn good at her birthday party over the weekend. To be fair, she’s doing an awesome job at distracting our eyes from the nastiness with that big old cleavage of hers. Impressive. This kind of thing makes sense to me, breasts sell, especially if they’re trying to sell the fact that Fergie is still at an age where people find her attractive. Well done.