I get that the eighties hipster look is in these days, I still have no idea why, but this crap is ridiculous. Here’s that chick I don’t know anything about, Eliza Doolittle, hanging out in the park in a retarded pair of short shorts not looking good at all. I didn’t think it was possible to make short shorts look this dumpy, she looks like a tranny from a eighties cop show. On paper this outfit would be pretty hot, but in reality it just didn’t work. Better luck next time.

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