Here’s Jessica Simpson looking pretty damn hot, at the 2011 Us Weekly Hot Hollywood Party the other night, in her sexy little dress. I like it, she looks like she’s getting a little closer to her old self. I know that she’s probably wearing a couple of layers of industrial strength Spanx under there, but I don’t care I still think she’s looking sexy. Besides, I have a pair of those medical scissors doctors use to cut off casts so I’ll be able to get in there one way or another. Let’s do this.