I wish I could tell you that I’ve got pictures of Paris Hilton’s big magical breasts making an appearance again, I love those cofusing things, but unfortunately they’re nowhere to be found. Here she is at the NYLON Magazine Young Hollywood Celebration party last night giving us that classic Paris Hilton “I don’t have any thoughts at all going through my head” look she’s become so famous for. I make a lot of fun of this chick…. But we all know I’d hit it. Call me.