Since I’ll find any reason to post pictures of Jessica Simpson I can, here she is leaving the tanning salon. As you can see she doesn’t have any tan lines, which is good because I hate tan lines on a girl; it reminds me of a ’90s stripper. I’ve never wanted to be a tanning bed more in my life. With a little lobbying, one of these days they’ll legalize cameras in those things. Start writing to your congressman.