I can never remember what the hell Jessica Lowndes is from, I’m guessing it has something to do with either teenage werewolves or vampires or both, but she’s really hot so I don’t care. Here she is looking badass sexy on the cover of FHM magazine making a one piece swimsuit look pretty damn appealing. Not an easy thing to do. I guess when you’ve got a body like this you can make pretty much anything look good. I want to see her pull off some MC Hammer pants. Good luck with that.

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