I don’t know what’s going on with Elisha Cuthbert… what is this mess? One minute she looks like a glamorous young movie star, the next she looks like she should be selling discarded painted toenails to pay for meth. It’s a crime for such a hot girl to leave the house looking less than perfect, she should be put in jail – or at the very least, my mom’s basement. A few days with me will be punishment enough. Wait…

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