Anyone who’s been on this site for more than five minutes knows just how much I love Jessica Simpson, I even stuck with her throughout her rough fat girl days, so when I get shots of her in some Daisy Dukes dropping some incredible cleavage…. My testicles almost explode. The one awesome thing about Jessica putting on her weight has been those lovely big chubcakes of hers, I can’t get enough of them, my face would fit perfectly in there. I’ll even shave so I don’t scratch the merchandise. Call me.