It was Heidi Montag‘s birthday the other day and Spencer decided to take her jewelery shopping. And the paps were taking pictures of the whole ordeal because seeing Heidi try on various pieces of crap is sooooooooo interesting. Listen, if Heidi isn’t naked, in a bikini, or wearing my pearl necklace, I don’t see any reason to follow this chick around. Especially not with Spencer there. Guy is an erection killer.