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Lindsay Should Stick To Girls, Not Music
ACTRESS Lindsay Lohan has revealed she has a girlie crush on Angelina Jolie. The stunner, who famously fancied Brad Pitt, says she has now turned her attentions to his sexy partner. (The Sun)
Why is it that every straight girl has a crush on Angelina Jolie? Has she become an easy answer because most true lesbians like myself (shh don’t tell anyone), find her very unattractive. If you like chicks that walk around looking half dead then by all means enjoy. Personally, I like my women a little more rich in iron…or coked up. It doesn’t matter. As long as they look healthy.
In other news, I listened to Lindsay Lohan’s new album today. It’s really awful. I recommend that you download it illegally.
Update: I spoke to a sex psychologist and he answered my question; “All straight girls are attracted to Angelina Jolie because ALL girls are bi-sexual. WOOHOO!
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