I really don’t know a whole lot about Eva Amurri, I know that she’s Susan Sarandon’s kid and that her big breasts stole the show a few seasons back on Californication, but that’s about it. I’ve done a little research and apparently she’s engaged to some retired Major League Soccer douche…. Like that’s going to work out. Anyhow, here she is alone at some party the other night looking like she could use a little companionship. When are bloggers going to become the hot commodity with Hollywood starlets? Retired soccer players? Really?