I really like this new hottie Jordana Brewster, her eyebrows kinda creep me out a little, but I’m the kind of guy that can look past that sort of thing. I think. Here she is at some event yesterday giving me sexy eyes while she walks the red carpet. Alright, I can’t get past the eyebrows, I guess I’m just that shallow. I wouldn’t even call those things eyebrows they’re so thick and luscious, They’re more like eye mustaches. She needs to show off some cleavage or something, anything that will distract me from those caterpillars. Even Burt Reynolds is jealous.