Now that Holly Madison has been kicked to the curb by the geriatric Hugh Hefner, he’s fallen asleep on those things for the last time. Now Holly can pick herself up and move on to bigger and better things. Things that don’t require pharmaceutical help to function properly. She better call me soon, because those tits shouldn’t go too long without a motorboat and I already bought myself a captain’s hat.
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