I haven’t done a post on Scarlett Johansson in ages. That’s because every single time she’s out in public, she looks like a frumpy lesbian who spends their days at Starbucks trying to figure out a way to save the planet. Well, here she is showing off her body in the latest Elle France. Now there’s no way Scarlett’s legs are that toned. Don’t pee in my cornflakes and tell me that it’s milk. I need proof! I want to see the non-photoshopped pictures.

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