Is it my birthday or something? Am I dying? Because someone has given me the gift of some awesome pictures of Rihanna’s tight body in a little blue bikini. Thank you whoever you are. Here’s the popstar looking sexy hanging out on a yacht and sipping champagne like any true hottie should. I love it. Half naked chicks on boats is one of my favorite things, and throw in some adult beverages and you’ve got me. Does Rihanna date white guys? I’m not talking your average white guys, I’m talking “I work in my mother’s dark basement” white guys… Almost translucent.