I just don’t get it! Why can’t chicks stay at the same weight. What’s with all this weight fluctuation. I think from now on, I will only date Porn Stars, because they have to work all the time and look good on camera. If I was Cameron Diaz’s boyfriend, I would’t be caught dead on the beach with her looking like that. My grandmother has a better body than her, she’s 101. Eeeesh! She needs a good two weeks of blow and intense cardio.
July 16th, 2005