There are far too many porno jokes running through my head right now, I can’t take it. Here’s Rihanna enjoying a sloppy ice cream cone the other day…. I would give anything to be that ice cream cone right about now. Lucky son of a bitch. Hot chicks can’t not look sexy eating ice cream like this, it’s a brilliant invention, a delicious hand held substance that melts. So hot. Nice cleavage.