Is Rihanna seriously still on vacation? What the hell? Shouldn’t she be shaking it on stage somewhere or practicing her robotic vocal scales? Some of us have to work you know. Luckily she’s still sort of rocking a bikini, or at least half a bikini, so I’m alright with it. The woman’s got a great body and now that her hair is a normal color, I like her even more. I think she should invite me down to whatever gorgeous island she’s on… I need to work my tan, my ass is so pale. Of course I tan in the nude.