A few years back, I had the pleasure of sitting at the same table as Bree Olsen at the AVN awards. I think she won best anal scene or something. I don’t remember much else from that night, I had to get pretty hammered, porn chicks aren’t as much fun as you think they are. None of the girls spoke to each other at all and I remember Bree wasn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but she was cute back then. Here she is celebrating her Playboy cover looking a little pudgy, I guess that’s what happens when you date Charlie Sheen. Anyhow, if she needs a hand losing some of that baby fat, she should call me. A few reverse cowgirl deep knee bends will fix that right up.