I’m requesting Fergie’s resignation from the Black Eyed Peas. I no longer have the urge to hump her lumps because the only lumps I see from her are called fat deposits. I think success has gone to Fergie‘s head and you can tell by the size of it. It’s huge! The Black Eyed Peas need to start auditioning new female vocalists because over eating is an addiction and to support that habit will be costly in the long run.
December 19th, 2005