Lindsay Lohan, Poor Little Cokehead

July 16th, 2005

Lindsay Lohan Herbie Premier

Miss Lohan, my ex girlfriend, had a little hissy fit at the Herbie Premiere. She was upset that her song “First” was not played during a specific part of the movie. She stormed out. Poor fucking baby.
I want to raise 15 million and offer Lindsay Lohan(she will need the money one day I promise you) to sing the National Anthem in front of 50 000 spectators and a tv audience. This whore cannot sing. I bet my right testical on it. I saw a clip of her new video. It’s retarted, each move is so contrived. She is also a terrible actress. The only thing she is good for is to do lines off her titties. Ooops, she doesn’t have titties anymore. Fuck her!

Lindsay Lohan Herbie Cleavage

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