Victoria Beckham must be sick and tired of everyone making fun of her little boy haircut, you can only take so many Peter Pan jokes, because she’s decided to distract us with her fake cantaloupes. Luckily I happen to like cantaloupes, preferably dipped in maple syrup and covered in some sort of alcohol or maybe bouncing on a trampoline. I’m still talking about the fruit perverts.

Related Articles:
Have Victoria Beckham’s Breasts Been Reduced Too?
Victoria Beckham Is A Freak
Victoria Beckham’s Freakish Funbags Still Exists
Victoria Beckham’s Got Side Boob Thankfully

Photos: PacificCoastNews