Here’s Eva Longoria getting out of a car flashing her sexy…. Spanx? Gross! Spanx is just a fancy new term for a girdle to hold the old lady cellulite in, it’s pretty annoying that us men don’t get to wear these things. Sometimes when I’m at the bar and I’ve had a few too many Malibu’s and Coke I feel a little bloated and could use something that would keep my belly flat and accentuate my testicles.