There’s some sad and frightening news out of Hollywood this week, Paris Hilton and Benji Madden have called it quits after nine months of rubbing their disgusting genitals up against each other. That means that two of the most std riddled celebrities will be out trolling the streets for their next victim. Lock your doors Lindsay Lohan. I guess it’s time to get a tetanus shot and I’m wearing aÃ‚Â condom writing this…. Just in case.
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