Apparently it was Hilary Duff’s birthday yesterday, my assistant better have sent her that cheese plate this year or she’s fired, and she celebrated with a nice breakfast with her sister Haylie*. You would think that a celebrity hottie out celebrating her birthday might take some time to dress up in a nice outfit or something, it’s her special day after all… You’d be wrong. Birthday or no birthday, there’s no excuse for that silly looking douche hat. What’s the deal, is she pregnant or not?
*Not pictured because nobody cares about Haylie Duff.