I’m not very pleased that we don’t see as much of Megan Fox as we used to, I don’t know why she’s been laying low so much over the last little while, but she’s been spotted out in the wild in some tight pants and I’ve got the shots for you. I blame it on the husband, it’s always the husband, he’s got to be the one keeping her under wraps. What a douche. He’s lucky enough to have fallen ass backwards into a marriage with one of the hottest women on the planet and he won’t let get a look at her from time to time. Real nice.