Now that Paris Hilton is pretty much a completely washed up nobody – did we really believe that someone who became famous for having a sextape was going to last forever? – she gets invited to weird events like a German productions of Dirty Dancing. You heard me. The good thing is that she thought it might be nice to bring along some nice heiress cleavage. Sadly she forgot to wear that magical bra that makes her little skinny chick breasts look massive. Nice chest bone.