I’m not sure who the hell this Micaela Schaefer chick, but she’s wearing one of the greatest outfits I’ve ever seen in my life. Amazing!!.. It’s not my birthday and it’s not Halloween and yet this is really happening. I’m probably going to find out I’ve got ball cancer tomorrow. Dammit! Until then, I’m going to sit back and enjoy what has to be the largest amount of cleavage allowed by law. Well done, whoever you are.