Apparently Mariah Carey is claiming she lost 70 lbs after her recent pregnancy, I’m guessing most of that was the two children that fell out of her vagina, and was just introduced as one of the new spokesladies for Jenny Craig. Here she is showing off her new slim-ish figure in a red dress. She always looks the same to me. That’s because all I ever look at are her big fat chesticles. Don’t ever change girls.

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