Do I really have to write anything about these pictures of CoCo? I think everyone knows exactly why I put her up on the site, she’s got a few qualities that I really enjoy in a woman. Here she bending and twisting and contorting her massive curves into various sexy positions on the red carpet. As usual, giant tanned cleavage was at the top of my Christmas list this year. I bet she’d look great serving massive beers in some lederhosen.