Well, it’s no surprise that Alicia Keys doesn’t have a bikini model body because the last time we saw her in a swimsuit there were rumours she was slated to be the main attraction at Seaworld. That joke didn’t go over very well with you folks. Neither did calling Oprah Winfrey thinner. So this time around I’m not going to say anything that will cause me to get tons of hate mail. That said, here is Thunder Thighs vacationing in Australia.