It’s been so long since I’ve seen pictures of Megan Fox, I almost didn’t recognize her, and then I saw her incredibly hot face and body and it all came rushing back to me like blood rushing to my penis at a strip club. She’s so hot. Here she is doing some sexy Christmas shopping in some amazingly hot hooker boots. I think I love her even more. Do you think her husband makes her wear those things to bed? Ugh, I don’t even want to think about it, it’s hot and annoying at the same time. I hate that guy.